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Amazon fails. Fun ensues.A Lesson in Customer Service - Amazon.
This is a running transcript of my first experience on Amazon. I will update this as it goes along. Watch the awesome customer service in action!
My first sent email.
I'm attempting to buy the album Enzso 2 from the seller westendentertainment.
When proceeding to the checkout phase, it tells me that the item does not currently ship to my country.
The item is located in Australia. I am in Australia.
In case Amazon or the seller is not familiar with the Trade Practices Act 1974 (the Australian law of trading), not allowing the item to be shipped nationally would breach the Act, as outlined in section 44ZZRD.
Also, it's just plain idiotic that an item can't be "shipped to the selected address"... from Australia... to Australia.
Can you please fix this?
I'd love to have this item, and I'm sure all other parties involved would love to have my money. We call this trading.
The interesting thing is that I have no idea whether t
My gathered ramblings
How unfortunate, the words not of my sanity are completely true.
It's not because I don't care, it's because... ahh, fuck it. I just don't care.
I'm not wrong, the rest of society is.
One more word and I'll confiscate your Coke supply. No sugar for you!
Welcome to the first lesson of Society Blending. Since you're an engineer, you may need more than the recommended exposure to... relationships.
Oh, so you're looking for a plug? I'll just pull out the exact one you need, right from my magical cabinet - oh wait, I don't have a magical cabinet. In that case, could you please reduce the overwhelming vagueness of your question?
WARNING! May contain unsafe amounts of sarcasm. Unshielded exposure can lead to vomiting, nervous twitching, anger and in extreme circumstances, near death comas.
Sanity? HA! What's sanity ever done for me? Nothing, that's what. Now if you'll excuse me, I have chocolate muffins that are screaming to be consumed.
Oh, my curried shank of lamb.The curried lamb that's on my plate
Did jump the bone to seal its fate.
Its tenderness was stuff of awe
I did not need to use my jaw.
Oh my curried shank of lamb
My salivation you have swam.
Deliciousness is point of view;
But you're perfection, through and through.
hey newton, gravity's flawedi.
starting anew from the flutter
and the sputter of lungs.
a vacant sea filled with feathers
and tumultuous clatter,
ribs in a treacherous pattern
resembling exiting rungs.
i want to wrestle the angels,
your tendency is the ladder.
involved with full indiscretion,
trading lazy for lace.
unspool the curse of the long-
limbs in a languorous flexion
i like the stab of the ankles,
you need the curves intersected.
opting to cull my extents
with trans-dimensional vigor.
spent my dysphoric corrections
on reconnecting lax ends.
lips in a spurious accent
feign a passionate rigor.
i tie myself to the anchor,
you extricate and ascend.
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